Micheal Avenatti has been charged with stealing $300,000 from his former client Stormy Daniels and “stealing her identity”.
- If I was gonna steal someone’s identity, I don’t think I’d pick someone who’d give me an STD.
JZX Stool Sitting on the Elderly and Pregnant Women Disabled ToiletDark Horse Comics - Lenore Series 1 PVC Figure 3-Pack 10 cm.
A survey found that parents think young children should start focusing on their career choice by the age of five.
- I agree! By the time I was five I had already definitely decided I was going to become either Batman or a Bus Driver.
GUND Itty Bitty Boo Leopard Plush (Grey) by GUNDMcDonald's 2012 Littlest Pet Shop 6.
A 44 year old man in China woke up after a night of heavy drinking to find that his, um, well, you know, had been severed.
- Note to Guys: Pay attention the next time your bartender says she’s going to “Cut you off”.
- He never should have agreed to that game of “Strip Bobbitt”.
Living Dead Dolls - The ExorcistBarbie and The Magic of Pegasus Prince Aidan Doll.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says that growing “Cauliflower” is a sign of “Colonialism” and people should grow vegetables that represent their cultural heritage.
- Here’s an idea… How about growing vegetables that you actually like to eat???
Waypoint Geographic Rimini 13 Style Floor Bar Globe Italian Standing nzaghm2285-New toy
CL- Folding Step Stool - Thicken Three-step Two-step Ladders Furniture Folding Ladders Indoor Stairs Ladder Small Step Stool Lightweight Step Stools Step stool (color Black, Size 2step)Tutu Solid Stretch Tight Sofa Cover Knitted Fabric Anti-Slip Flexible Big Elasticity Couch Cover Slipcover niture color 02, Length 190 to 230cm.
First they told us not to French Kiss COWS, now the Centers for Disease Control is warning people not to “kiss or snuggle” CHICKENS after an outbreak of salmonella sickened 52 people in multiple states.
- Oh sure… Kissing Chickens is always fun until somebody gets food poisoning.
- And just like that I have to change my Memorial Day Weekend plans.
- Multiple states, huh? Apparently “Poultry Snuggling” is more popular than I thought.
Souther fist of CRAZY HEADS Hokuto (japan import) by LindaJMT 210 210GT KIT RC Racing Drone 210MM Carbon Fiber Frame High Strength Quadcopter Aircraft Green Red Options F19953 7 210GT KIT red.
Kim Kardashian alerted her nearly 61 million Twitter followers to the fact that she had “a serious complaint” with the Jack in the Box hamburger chain.
- I’m bettin’ it had something to do with the buns being too small.
Beadalon 49-Strand 0.015 (0.38 mm) 1000 ft (305 m) Black Bead Stringing Wire,Oxford Diecast 1 76 Scale Taxi Model (Pink) by Oxford Diecast.
The 2019 World Beard and Mustache Championships are underway in Belgium with male categories for best mustache, partial beard and full beard. They’re also handing out prizes to women for best “Artificial Facial Hair”.
- Then there’s the “Bruce Jenner Award” which goes to the Woman with the best REAL facial hair.
Sliding car Walker Low seat Ride Toy Block - Green, bluee, red (color bluee, Size 58 30 40cm)Sesame Street Funny head Big Bird stuffed toy 2L.
Have a Happy & Safe Memorial Day Weekend and I’ll see you back here on Monday!